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miss-love:

archiemcphee:

"She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid."

Star Wars fan Bill Deacon transformed his 1974 Chevy Malibu into a street-legal replica of the Millennium Falcon. The road vehicle-turned-spacecraft features all sorts of great details, including HANCHWY vanity plates and a field of streaking stars around the ship’s bow on the hood and front bumper. But our favorite feature is the cockpit mounted in place of the right starboard side-view mirror that contains Han Solo and Chewbacca action figures.

[via Geekologie]

guys I got a new car

(via colonelbergertime)

"Once again the eyes of the nation have turned here to this tiny village in Western Pennsylvania blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. There is no WAY that this winter is EVER going to end." - Groundhog Day (1993)

(Source: iwasbickle, via lawyerupasshole)

asian:

have you ever been so high that you rolled your friend into a joint

asian:

have you ever been so high that you rolled your friend into a joint

(Source: asian, via mnazal)

elastaslastine:

melodyquill:

This makes me strangely happy, seeing that an asshole not only got kicked out for being an asshole, but that she’s being fined for it.

An ending worth reading to the end for

elastaslastine:

melodyquill:

This makes me strangely happy, seeing that an asshole not only got kicked out for being an asshole, but that she’s being fined for it.

An ending worth reading to the end for

(Source: talesof4chan, via mnazal)

svveden:

whoa brock i’m just here to get my badge

svveden:

whoa brock i’m just here to get my badge

(via mnazal)