I have a penis

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My boyfriend told me today that girls have all the power and that they should just go up to a guy they want and ask them out because there is a 99% chance they will say yes. His guy friends agree. So ladies, please don’t wait for the guy to make the move because apparently they are more terrified of us than we are of them.

we really are

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i went to look up coup de foudre (“love at first sight”) but i fucked up


i fucked up so much

i didn’t know it was possible to fuck it up this much

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