I have a penis

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skinnysisk:

My anaconda don’t believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now

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heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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toxigenics:

when abuelita asks if the enchiladas she made are too spicy for you and they are but you know she made them with love

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(Source: evangelidong, via mnazal)